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【足球直播】域外也可以有段子手:争冠全靠长得帅?

小友大家大家好,接待来到每一周的“国外也可能有段子手”!上周的亚洲比赛场面精粹看点层出不穷。Chelsea打败曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部获得英格兰足球总会杯亚军,拜仁汉堡在德意志杯决赛输给约翰内斯堡,马德里竞赛俱乐部在欧联杯决赛克服塞内加尔达喀尔,国际首尔俱乐部时隔6年重回欧洲季军联赛,而小白、Torres则完毕了友辛亏球队的离别战。好了,话非常少说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的优异耻笑吧!

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阿扎尔进球,切尔西1-0曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部赢得英格兰足球总会杯

WalkingCloud:Girou在5年内4夺足总杯!他才是当真的王!(Giroud with 4 FA Cups in 5 years. What a boss.State of Qatar

Taxonomyoftaxes:那正是Chelsea签下Girou的因由所在!长得帅的人,运气日常都不会太差。(That’s why they bought him, the handsome luck charm.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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otalp-:英格兰足球总会杯无非即是全苏格兰737支球队相互不以为意争,最终吉鲁的球队争冠的把戏而已!("The FA cup is a competition with 737 teams all over England and at the end 奥利维尔 Giroud wins"卡塔尔

Rifire:大家青少年队、女子足球和男子足球都得了英格兰足球总会杯季军,我们也毕竟三冠王了啊!(Youth team, women's team and now men's team. The FA cup treble卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Targeryian:本场较量,双方的运球率加起来能有十分七啊?(Wondering whether the two sides possession in total could be up to 五分四.State of Qatar

Starbrew90:自个儿就看不上你们这种摆客车的,要掌握那时我们和巴萨比赛,双方的控球率加起来皆有1百分之三十。(That’s why I don’t like the bus as we once made a 1伍分叁 possession in total with Barcelona.State of Qatar

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fakeplastictrees182:观察曼彻斯特联全队都在给后生可畏米七的桑切斯长传高空球,卢卡库好像受到了惊吓…(卢卡库looks thrilled watching Utd pumping long balls to 5'7 Sanchez.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Moneysubber:前日那油画太差了,逆光不清晰,照亮你的妹!(Literally can't see shit when the camera pans into the sun.卡塔尔国

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SexyMooli:说真话,作为阿森纳俱乐部观球的观众,看Girou争夺亚军依旧比看Sanchez争夺第一名要爽一些的…(As an Arsenal fan, it gave me more joy to see 吉鲁d winning out over Alexis today. <3卡塔尔

RomanEmpire:联赛第五到手英格兰足球总会杯,Girou是首发大前锋,小法踢中场,队里还会有个黑又硬的法兰西后腰…我们究竟是哪支队…(5th place and winning the Fa cup, Giroud your starting striker, fabregas the mid田野(field卡塔尔国er, and some strong black french defensived mid田野先生er. WTF who we are?卡塔尔

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TheLifeofSonny:明天的VALX570是否也忙着去拍大不列颠及苏格兰联合王国皇室婚典去了?(VA路虎极光 is busy being used to consummate the 罗伊al marriage.State of Qatar

TheLifeofSonny:Beckham去参预皇室婚典应该甘休了吧,以后能回到踢个定位球吗?(Beckhamdone with the 罗伊al Wedding yet? Could borrow him on set pieces ffs.卡塔尔(قطر‎

(注:七月一日,大不列颠及苏格兰联合王国哈里王子隆重举行婚典。State of Qatar

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:渣叔最终能坐在哪后生可畏桌呢?

背水世界一战德意志联邦共和国杯,拜仁达拉斯俱乐部1-3法兰克福

The4thJuliek:现行反革命,大家能够把本场比赛列为“千万不要换下穆勒”的风行证据了!(Also, can we add this result to the list of "Reasons to never substitute Thomas Müller"?State of Qatar

Kurzjacob:历次演讲员提及Boateng,笔者都相当好奇,明日她在场上家喻户晓隐身了啊!(Always weird when the commentator says Boateng and I think he is invisible on the 田野同志.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Malparid0:兴许是拜仁布拉格见到了深湖蓝球衣,仍然为心惊胆跳的吧…(Bayern saw the white uniform and automatically began to self destruct.卡塔尔

Simanonas:我们输给了圣路易斯,激起了她们去踢欧战的盼望;而明天输给了雅加达,又把里约热内卢的欧战梦浇灭了…那恶作剧太坏了…(we pranked Stuttgart by letting them win and giving them hopes of Europa League, but lost here! What a prank!)

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HippoBigga:德Guzman出生在加拿大,却有多个斯拉维尼亚语的姓氏,而她的爹爹是新加坡人,阿妈是Jamaica人,更骚的是,他表示荷兰王国国家队踢球…(De Guzmán was born in Canada, has a Spanish last name, phillipino father and jamaican mother...and plays for the Netherlands. Interesting!)

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格子双响Gaby进球,马竞俱乐部3-0布Rees托夺欧联杯

Fruit_Pastilles:踢马德里比赛时最令人烦闷的是,你费尽千难万难终于突破了她们的后卫,射门时却开采门前站着的是奥Braque…(The thing about playing Atlético is... once you finally break through that wall of defenders, you have to get it past Oblak.卡塔尔

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ColonelSpeckleberry:明日的奥Braque差没有多少要无谈起爆炸,不过那也能给她的简历再加一个零封了…(Jan Oblak bored as fuck but its another clean sheet on the CV.卡塔尔国

brillemans66:马德里比赛俱乐部的独自诀窍正是:把球给对方,接着等他们弄错,然后就足以胜球了!(The atletico special: Give the ball to the opponent to give them false hope --> win gameState of Qatar

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Boring_Pass:嗳,和马竞俱乐部踢进攻根本正是不也许的呀!(How the fuck are you even supposed to attack Atletico.卡塔尔(قطر‎

SubjectAndObject:我们的战略正是传给Messi,然后祷告就能够了…(our strategy is to pass it to messi and pray卡塔尔(قطر‎

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VillianOfAston:布里Stowe要凉凉了!马德里竞赛俱乐部的看守,大概比刮暴风时骆驼的黄花闭得都紧!(Game over for Marseille now Atletico are tighter than a camels arse in a sandstorm.卡塔尔(قطر‎

AlekRivard:当Diego-Costa走向评判的时候,作者还在操心他会把评判意气风发拳打倒呢…(I thought Costa was about to punch the ref the way he walked towards him卡塔尔国

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小白离别战,巴萨1-0皇室社会

SylvieK:我们总在说亲眼看见了MessiC 罗Nardo绝代双骄的大器晚成世。但实际上,能见证Iniesta的专业生涯,也是件多么荣幸的事!(We talk about witnessing Messi & 罗Nardo, but honestly what an absolute privilege it’s been having watched his career.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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fds_1 176:用作穆斯林,在斋月里是不能看羞羞录像的,但库鸟的射门实乃太性感了…(As a Muslim I'm not supposed to be watching porn during Ramadan Cou... What a fucking sexy shot for Coutinho.卡塔尔

DeezNuts0218:库鸟的射门曲线,差不离比Pique内人的个子曲线还要好啊!(Coutinho's shots with better curves than Mrs Pique.State of Qatar

JankyJugs:哥俩,请望着狼姐的屁屁,再明确一下您是否在撒谎。(Mate, watch her hips and don't lie.卡塔尔(قطر‎

(注:"Hips Don't Lie/屁屁不说谎"是夏奇拉的卓绝歌曲,其MV请在大人监护下观望...卡塔尔(قطر‎

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再次回到UEFA Champions League!F.C Internazionale Milano3-2咸鱼翻身拉齐奥俱乐部

Internazionale:看完这一场竞赛,作者以为自家急需做八个灵魂移植手術了…(I think I'm gonna need a heart transplant after this match.卡塔尔

Kexpold:好朋友,款待回到UEFA Champions League!未有你的陪同,日子真是长久,与您重逢之时,作者会敞欢娱灵倾诉全体!(Welcome back bro. It's been a long day without you my friend, and I'll tell you all about it when I see you againState of Qatar

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PlasmicStorms:观者席里每壹个人女看球的观者都以8分上述啊!这该死的意国!(Is every woman in the crowd at least an 8/10? What the fuck Italy.卡塔尔

Yorck:自个儿的每贰个细胞都在反驳拉齐奥俱乐部的百分百,但本人不能不承认,他们的女观球的观众真是太精粹了…(Look. I despise Lazio with every inch of my being. But I have to admit they have sexy girl fans.卡塔尔

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:为了不让双方观球的观众打视若无睹,笔者只得站在中等了。

MetalManiac619:德芙,你上一赛季或许想不想踢UEFA Champions League呀?(De Vrij, do you want to play in the Champions League next season or not?State of Qatar

MVB3:前不久头条:爆炸新闻!由于转账国米合约出错,德芙将与Società Sportiva Lazio SpA续约!(汤姆orrow: In a shock twist, De Vrij has signed a contract extension with Lazio after a writing error in the deposited Inter contract.卡塔尔国

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Lahun:八面驶风,前几天斯帕莱蒂终于未有时机让桑顿上台了…(Thanks god there is no chance for Spalletti to bring Santon on the field.卡塔尔国

Ncrted:明天汉达诺维奇“目送球入网”这几个专业,完结得依然情有可原的…(Handanovic doing a fantastic job of staring in this match.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Torres送别战,马竞俱乐部2-2埃瓦尔

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LysergicCandy:自己理解,小编从小看见大的名人们,现在都早已要退役了,作者的常青也该散场了吗!(I know. All the players I've grown up watching are slowly starting to retire and I am about to say goodbye to my youth.卡塔尔国

yaffle53:儿女,你很幸运。笔者已经很老了,老到自己当初看球的有名职员已经都时断时续一命归阴了。笔者的时刻,只怕不慢也要收官了啊!(Thank yourself lucky son. I'm so old all the players I grew up watching are slowly starting to die, maybe I will be the next.State of Qatar

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:作者时辰候,班级里二十三个学子有二十几个扶持皇家马德里足球俱乐部,但自身是马德里比赛俱乐部看球的粉丝

C罗Bert进球,皇马2-2比奥马哈雷亚尔足球俱乐部

gigesdij7491:即便C 罗Nardo到了四十岁,应该也能贰个赛季进个25-30球吧…(伊芙n if 罗Nardo plays past 40 he probably still will be able to at least get 25-30.State of Qatar

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Randomadultteen:皇家马德里足球俱乐部每种人都想在欧洲足球亚军联赛头阵!对齐祖来讲,也是甜蜜蜜的异常的慢了吧…(Man everyone wants to start the CL final. Nice headache to have for ZidaneState of Qatar

CentreMidfielder:倘使皇三保太监阿雷格里港踢成了46比51,届期候请不要@笔者...(Real Madrid 46-51 Liverpool don’t even @ me.卡塔尔国

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:Casilla斯和Cech都正巧迈过了华诞哦!

好了,亲爱的伴儿们,本期的“海外也许有段子手”就为大家播报到那了,让大家上期不见不散!

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